Sentience in a seed-pod

I used to have two black cat peanut booster bars. Unfortunately I have put them somewhere and I can't find them. Or someone has stolen them. In the latter case, I will need to hunt down the guilty party, strip them naked, douse them in battery acid and drag them over a field of broken glass from the back of a pick-up. Or I could just find where the hell I put those chocolates. Hmmmm. Chocolate.
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