Sentience in a seed-pod

I'm in a new department. No more will I code. Now, I will communicate, because I am a Corporate (Communications) Lackey. So I will train. But at least it leads to more interesting replies to the question:

'What do you do?'

'I travel and train people.'

'Cool, what do you train them to do?'

'Write banking software.'

'Errrrr...'

Anyway, the following demographics apply:
Managers 7%
Marketing 20%
PR 7%
Trainers 33%
Writers 20%
Graphics 13%
Programmers 0%
i.e. I am out of the business, at least temporarily.