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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

American smalltalk moment:

Chip: Hey what are you doing on Saturday?
Hal: I'm going to the mall in the morning. I need new sneakers - my old ones are trashed.
Chip: Well, if you're free after that a couple of friends are coming around for a crawfish barbecue and some sixers.
Hal: Awesome. How about afterwards we hop in my truck and go down to the strip? We can chill on the hood and eat jerky as we watch the girls go by.
Chip: Cool, dude. Remember to bring a sweater - it's cooler in the Fall.
Hal: Will do. Hey, I gotta go. Shall we get the check?
Chip and Hal: Check, please!
Comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAH crawfish "barbecue"!! Silly South African (or whatever you are). It's a "crawfish boil."

Also bwahahahah on "shall." The rednecks you tried to channel would never say "shall."

But! I am flattered that you threw me a bone. So thanks for that. And happy Mardi Gras to you!
 
You don't know what a crawfish is? Have you been hiding under a rock? Well crawfish have. They live in fresh water and are well known in the Southern States, such as Louisiana. I've not been able to discover the difference between crayfish and crawfish, but both are smaller than lobster. At any rate, I don't eat any of them, since they fail my "uglier than me" test for edibility.
 
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