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Artificial articulation with anthropomorphic dexterity
Monday, January 17, 2005
Norman is not a polarbear, by Mark:
- Norman's the thinnest man I know, but polar bears are big and have lots of insulating fat.
- Norman is not furry and he doesn't live in ice.
- Norman only eats raw fish when it comes with wasabi and he doesn't go green in zoos.
- Norman has never seen an eskimo, nor has he seen the northern lights.
- Norman makes sounds with his mouth that humans can understand.
- Norman has his own IT company -- a provider of custom-made Linux software -- and no polar bear ever had that.
- Well, anyway, Norman is not a polar bear and you just have to trust me on that.
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