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Artificial articulation with anthropomorphic dexterity
Friday, January 07, 2005
Ok, people. Let's get serious here. Can I get a motherfucking clapper switch here or what? You guys are my friends, right? How long have I be hinting, cajoling or just plain begging for this one goddamn teeny tiny thing. It's all I want, seriously. What would vastly improve the quality of Geoff's life? A clapper! Yes, that's right: the same thing I've been asking for for the last twenty-five motherfucking centuries, people. Sheesh!
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What a coincidence. I desperately wanted a Chia Pet for Christmas for several years, and always answered with "A Chia Pet!" when friends asked me what I'd like for Christmas. Of course, no one took me seriously and I was Petless for over a decade. "Oh ha ha, a Chia Pet hmh? Okay, I guess I'll get you the new Cake album." Finally, in 2000, my new friend Travis took the hint and obligingly gifted me with a Chia Pet.
And that is why Travis and I will be friends for life.
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And that is why Travis and I will be friends for life.
