Sentience in a seed-pod

Someone told me I should talk about camels. they didn't mean here because they don't know here exists. But it does so I can. Talk about camels. The thing about camels is that they're not terribly interesting. They are ugly in a fairly humourous way, but that's where it ends. And ripping off camels because of the way they look is shallow, callous and unfair, unless they are FAT in which case they are fair game.

So instead, here are some camel jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Camel.
Camel who?
Camels provide food, transport and a living to more than a quarter of the world's inhabitants.

A camel walks into a bar. The bartender says: Hey you can't hump in here!

George W. Bush, Bin Laden and a camel get on a plane. Just as they attain cruising altitude, the pilot comes on the PA to say: "Um, the engine has died... somehow, and now so will all of you!" Seconds later they notice the pilot opening his parachute far below them. Bin Laden says, I am happy to die because now I will have 70 virgins and I'm horny as a viking hat! George W. says, I am happy to die because I've kicked some serious sandnigger ass and my God hates gay people, spending money on education and loves me. The camel says, oy, my back is killing me! Why was I born a bactrian?