Sentience in a seed-pod

Ya know what really gets my panties in a twist? When people throw out the last bit of the coke because it's flat. It even kinda gets on my tits when people do this at their own house, but I can understand. No-one's really gonna drink it, so you can't leave it forever cluttering the fridge. But what about communal coke? I love flat coke. Run at me with that stuff. Don't discard that dark ambrosia because you don't like it. Do I toss your crayfish leftovers? Sure. A little double standard never hurt anyone.