Sentience in a seed-pod

You know, a while back I saw a blog billed as the most mundane blog ever. I read an entry and found it to be somewhat dull. Then I continued with my activities. However, that blog didn't come anywhere near in shear homogeny to this blog. And yet, I'm hooked. It's not so much what she says, but what she doesn't say. Why is she having teeth pulled (the irony does not elude me)? Does she really exist outside of work? Who is the real Kathy Reimers? Is she a superhero, like me? Does she fight crime with her superpowers of emotional containment? I for one will be sticking around to find out.