Sentience in a seed-pod

Alright, I may as well let you know that I've been cohabiting with a girl recently. She's mad, which is good. Madness has a way of glossing over details like my weak points. You may be asking yourself what such weak points are. If so, you may be mad. If not, was it something I said? Come on people, I know I'm only human, but I'm pretty perfect right? Am I right? I love me - why can't you?