Sentience in a seed-pod

Local couple split

CAPE TOWN - Geoff and Tracy will no longer be associated in a romantic context, Tracy announced Tuesday. Tracy sited irreconcilable differences, but stated that Geoff is "still a really amazing guy".

When asked for comment, Geoff admitted that he was taken aback, and described the move as "sudden". Despite this, Geoff stated that it was a neat resolution and that he was relieved that they could remain friends. "I'm glad I didn't have to come up with the breakup speech," he said.

A friend close to the couple said Wednesday that he was aware of some differences the couple have had with regard to spirituality. "Tracy has an open mind about alternative healing and the existence of a higher plane," he said, whereas "Geoff doesn't give a shit about things like that."

Both parties later issued statements that they had enjoyed their time together, but that it was time to move on.