Sentience in a seed-pod

Why do bad things happen to good people? And more importantly, why do bad things happen to me? Doesn't the devil look after his own? This morning someone drove their car into my car. I was stopped at a stop sign, and a girl named Haylie Hart drove into my ass. I got out, and I got her number. What I did not get was her registration number. This is because I am a moron. She drove off, I drove off, and so obviously the number and the name are fake. I will never hear from her again.